Friday, March 23, 2012

Rap Battles of Fantasy (1)

Nightmare Moon VS Discord
BEGIN!

Discord:
What have we here from the shadows of night?
Oh, it's Princess Luna.
(sarcastic) What a fright.
Let me fill you in filly: this is no place for you.
I'm the master of chaos! Also known as Q.
Your plan was to make it night forever? Pshaw.
I make nonsense for fun.  Every pony stares in awe.

Nightmare Moon:
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
Even though you lack attention span, I'll explain, nitwit.
The moon is my power.
The shadow's my domain.
Your opening move was chocolate rain?
You're just an imitation from that arc of Star Treck.
I perfected the darkness known as Maleficent.
My picture is in the dictionary under "evil".
You're just an annoying conglomerated weevil.

Discord:
Egads! Your rhymes are making me sick.
I guess I'll just have to make this next round quick.
I got the Elements to turn their personalities like sticks.
According to my rules, I've won you dark prick.

Nightmare Moon:
What's the matter, John?  Can't stand a little order?
Maybe that's why Celestia put your statue on the border.
While chaos and grayscale are what you know,
Just remember this, buster, I STARTED THIS SHOW!

Who won?
Who's next?
(Well actually this was a one-shot, so don't bother voting or telling me who should be next.)
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